The Sixth Sense
Is Utter Nonsense
It looks like Salmon Stalin not only possesses the greatest geopolitical mind in a generation but also the power of clairvoyance! When asked how he knew when his ongoing slow onset disaster of a war was likely to end, he replied that he would be able to feel it…feel it in his bones.
Look, to be honest, I am by no means trying to offer a backhand compliment to the authority-worshipping automatons that run our military, especially now that Sec WARt Crusader Pete has weeded all those who refused to kiss the anti-woke ring. Of course, they’ve been wrong before, even and especially horribly and catastrophically so. But please don’t tell me that the only alternative is the “gut” of a mouth breathing incontinent narcissistic sociopath who has only managed to degrade if not destroy every single thing he has ever placed his grubby stubby little digits on.
And yet here we are, again. Corporate-owned and controlled “legacy” media outlets continue to report on the war pollyannishly, focusing on stuff going “boom!” and all the pain and suffering…of the aggressors. Not that this weaselly abdication of their responsibility to hold the powerful to account has done them any good and protected them. Dear Leader has sicced his deputy assistant rectal tongue bather, Brendan Carr, the FCC Chair, on any outlet that dares to report anything other than everything has been a smashing success everywhere and all the time. Worthless fools.
On the bright side, I guess, we don’t have total censorship like our good friends, primary enablers (manipulators?), and that bastion of “democracy” in the Middle East, Israel. They are smart enough authoritarians to ban all reporting on any internal security matters. Because, you know, Israelis will disbelieve their lying eyes, especially when they find themselves spending most of their days and nights stuck in bomb shelters without any power. Although, if this war drags on much further, then I wouldn’t be surprised if Diaper Don orders Commish Carr and Mean Girl Pam Bondi to harass the “legacy” media into self-censorship or better yet a little post-hoc consent manufacturing. They’ll be directed to amplify the administration’s totally believable “message” - we are winning, and winning a lot. And, by golly, anyone who doesn’t get with the program and stay on message is just hurting our ballistic missile fodder - sorry, I meant our troops.
Finally, to be balanced and fair, let me say that all of the closet chicken hawks in the Democratic Party who are not-so-secretly cheering on this war, you can all get stuffed. Your shadows don’t deserve to darken the public offices you currently occupy, because your complicity and sabotage of Congressional anti-war effort alone make you just as treasonous as the GOP. And as for the Guardians of Pedophiles, with this war they might just finally be running out of subjects to change to divert public attention away from the administration’s corruption and perfidy.
Rest up, folks, you’re going to need all the energy you got, because pretty soon we’ll all be tired of so much winning.
