Hot Tip Alert!
It's Not What You Think...
The Pumpkin Spice Predator has notoriously sticky fingers. He’s a cheapskate, or to borrow a line from one of my favorite series, The Sopranos, “He treats nickels like manhole covers.” But I’m fairly confident that he spared no expense on this latest bit of fakery. No, I’m no conspiracy theory fanboy. No, I’m not saying that this was definitively a “false flag” psyop, so let’s just use a corollary of that line about the walking, talking, quacking aquatic bird: “If it looks like a slug, walks like a fish, and talks like a cantaloupe, then it’s probably not a duck. ‘Nough said. Here’s the toon. Peace.
